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Saturday, April 24th at 8:00pm (Doors open at 7:30pm) $10. For advanced tickets call, 647-898-5324 or click here.

We hope you'll join us as we welcome special guests, comedian Simon Rakoff, TV director Dennis Saunders, and Olympic Gold Medalist Mark Tewksbury!!

This show's improvisers: Lisa Merchant, Albert Howell, Jennifer Goodhue, Herbie Barnes, Jan Caruana and Scott Montgomery.

Music by Waylen Miki.

Hosted by David Shore.

The Comedy Bar
945 Bloor Street West
Toronto
www.comedybar.ca
647-898-5324


April 10 & 24
May 1 (8pm & 10pm)

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Monkey Toast nominated for Three 2010 Canadian Comedy Awards!

Monkey Toast has just been nominated for three 2010 Canadian Comedy Awards!  Along with receiving our seventh nomination for Best Improv Troupe (in seven years), Jan Caruana has been nominated for Best Female Improviser (she won the award in 2009), and Sandy Jobin-Bevans has been nominated for Best Male Improviser.

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Also, Monkey Toast Players’ Matt Baram and Naomi Snieckus were nominated for Best Male and Female Improviser respectively, from their show, The Carnegie Hall Show, which was also nominated for Best Improv Troupe.  Paul Bates was nominated for Best Performance by an Ensemble (Television) for Dan For Mayor, and Sandy Jobin-Bevans was nominated in the same category for his role on Hotbox.  And lastly, but not leastly, Colin Mochrie is nominated for Canadian Comedy Person of the Year.

Congratulations to all the nominees!

Monkey Toast’s Final Night in Toronto Was Full of Surprises!!

After seven years, seven venues and six Canadian Comedy Awards, Monkey Toast came to an end in Toronto with two sold out shows on Saturday, May 1st.

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The Comedy Bar was packed and there was a feeling that tonight would be special.  Unlike regular Monkey Toast shows, tonight’s shows had only one guest booked for each (Comedians Andy Boorman, and Nathan Macintosh), the rest of the night’s guests would be randomly drawn from the audience and The Monkey Toast Players.

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Many in the crowd bought tickets for both shows and they would not be disappointed.  The first show’s cast was Paul Constable, Naomi Snieckus, Scott Montgomery, Jennifer Goodhue, Albert Howel and Jim Annan.  Music Director, Jamie Lamb, who started the show with me seven years ago, was the accompanist for both shows.

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Comedian Andy Boorman got things going, and he was quickly followed our first randomly drawn guest from the audience… Whose name I can’t remember, but I do remember that he’s originally from Gananoque, and for the life of me, I couldn’t remember or correctly pronounce the town’s name on the show.  I believe I even called it Bangkok at one point.

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Our next guest was Monkey Toast Player, Aurora Browne, who was eight months pregnant and thus unable to perform.

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Our next random guest from the audience provided the first surprise of the night, as the lucky audience member was none other than former CTV weatherman, and star of the 1970’s classic, Canadian sci-fi series, The Starlost, Robin Ward!  Albert Howell and I both freaked out, because we’re old sci-fi nerds and watched the show as children.

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Robin Ward was a gracious guest and told us about all the problems they had in the making in The Starlost.  I was taken aback by the fact that I used to watch this man on TV when I was eight years old and he now looks younger than I do!  The interview lead to a hilarious and very accurate scene about The Starlost, that most of the audience didn’t get, as they weren’t geeks like Albert and me.

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Below is a cast photo from The Starlost.  See if you can figure out which one is Robin.  Here’s a hint, he’s the one that looks like Robin.

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The crowd went nuts as our next guest was Monkey Toast Player, Jan Caruana.

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We talked about Jan’s Maltese background which lead to a Maltese Falconesque scene where Albert Howell’s character kept spitting when he spoke.

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Next up was a cancer doctor/researcher who was originally from Boston.

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After the interview, I was puzzled by the scene that Albert and Scott were doing as it made no sense.  But then our next big surprise of the night happened…

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 …as Toronto Mayor David Miller, lept onto the stage.  I was in complete shock!

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OK, this photo was from earlier in the show, but I had no idea the Mayor would be showing up let alone jumping out from  backstage.  I had been trying for weeks to get the Mayor back as a guest for one of our final shows, but was told that he was all booked up.  Special thanks to Don Wanagas in the Mayor’s office, and Lisa Merchant for making this happen.  The Mayor, as always, was a good sport and sat down for an interview after gracing the stage.

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The first show was over, and we’d only run about 45 minutes long (maybe an hour).  I only cried about three times and it was now time to get ready for the LAST MONKEY TOAST.

Matt Baram has interesting pants!

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What a crazy last night at the Gladstone!  Comedian Ron Sparks began the night by bending time.  Given only 5 minutes for his 7 minutes of new material, Ron forced it all to fit into only 9 minutes!

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Next up, professional mascot, Markwell Ottolino-Perry, who is the mascot of a certain baseball team in town (but we’re not allowed to say which) refused to reveal the mascot secret of which part of the costume they actually see out of.

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This led to the discovery that Monkey Toast Player, Matt Baram, has quick-change pants, which he made good use of by revealing his bare bottom to the audience.  Not to be outdone, Paul Bates, revealed his aqua-marine underwear.  There’s proof to it all somewhere on Facebook.

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Lastly but not leastly (is that even a word?), friend of the show Dave Bidini told us how he’s going to the upcoming Vancouver Olympics to check out the party, not the sports.  That lead to a scene with Matt and Aurora Browne as broadcasters from the Olympics.  Due to a problem with the stage, Matt’s chair, fell into the stage as he sat down.  Luckily he wasn’t hurt, but Aurora laughed so hard that she almost gave birth (literally, she’s like 5 months pregnant).

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All and all, a very memorable show to end our time at the Gladstone Hotel.  Hope to see you all at our new home, the Comedy Bar.

First Show Of 2010!

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Monkey Toast rang in the new year a little late, on January 17th, but what a show it was!  We learned from comedian Ron Tite, that if an airline loses your bags, start a Facebook group to get them back.  Best Health editor, Bonnie Munday, taught us that parabens really aren’t that bad and conspiracy expert, Richard Syrett, taught us that Hitler was the fifth Beatle.  John, Paul, George, Ringo and Hitler.  Who would have guessed?

The End of Monkey Toast…

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Dear Friends,

It is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that Monkey Toast will be ending its run in the spring, as I will be moving to the UK.   I have loved performing Monkey Toast here in Toronto.  I can’t thank you, our audience, enough for being a part of something that’s very special to the cast and myself.

We will wrap-up Monkey Toast’s seven-year run in Toronto with 10 final shows:  two at the Gladstone Hotel in January, and then the remaining shows on Saturday nights at The Comedy Bar, where we will be moving to at the beginning in February.  We will end with two final shows on Saturday May 1st at 8pm and 10pm.

I hope that you will come out to our final series of shows.  They wouldn’t be the same without you.

Below is a list of our final show dates.

At the Gladstone Hotel on Sunday nights, 8pm, $10:
January 17 & 31

At the Comedy Bar on Saturday nights, 8pm, $10:
Feb 13 & 27
March 13 & 27
April 10 & 24
May 1 (8pm & 10pm)

Tickets for the shows at the Gladstone are available at the door.  For the Comedy Bar, advanced tickets can be purchased via their website (beginning on Tuesday), http://www.comedybar.ca, or by calling the box office at 647.898.5324 or at the door the night of the show.

I sincerely thank you for your continued support,

David Shore
Producer/Host
Monkey Toast
“…the best comedy deal in town.” - Now Magazine
www.monkeytoast.com

Monkey Toast Wins Two More Canadian Comedy Awards!!

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We had a great time at the 10th annual Canadian Comedy Awards in Saint John, New Brunswick this past weekend, and we took home two awards to boot!

Congratulations to Jan Caruana for winning Best Female Improviser, and to Kerry Giffin for winning Best Male Improviser!!  This is Jan’s first time winning the award and Kerry’s second.

Over the past six years, Monkey Toast has been nominated for 17 Canadian Comedy Awards winning 6 times!

Congratulations to all the winners and nominees.  Hope to see you all at next years awards!

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Ladies and Geltlemen, Jonathan Goldstein.

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In March, This Is Not A Reading Series asked us to perform at the launch for Jonathan Goldstein’s new book, Ladies and Gentlemen, The Bible!  The event took place at the Rivoli and the beyond capacity crowd was filled with fans of Goldstein’s CBC Radio show, Wire Tap.

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Jonathan and David really hit it off.  Who knew that two neurotic Jews would get along so well? 

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Thanks to Chris at TINARS and the good people at Penguin books for putting this event together.

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Monkey Toast nominated for 4 Canadian Comedy Awards!!!!

Monkey Toast has been nominated for 4 2009 Canadian Comedy Awards!!  We are honoured to be nominated for the following awards:

Best Improv Troupe
Best Female Improviser - Lisa Merchant
Best Male Improviser - Kerry Griffin
Best Female Improviser - Jan Caruana

Fellow Monkey Toast Players, Naomi Snieckus and Matt Baram were also nominated in the best improviser catagories for their show, Impromptu Splendor, which was also nominated for best improv troupe.

Voting for the Canadian Comedy Awards is open until July 31.  To vote, click here.

Congratulations to all the nominees!!

June 14th Show Recap - Stakeout log of Constable Mauro Aluzzi (aka Carmine Lucarelli).

Monkey. Toast. Sunday. June. 15th. 8pm. Gladstone. Hotel.

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Suspect David “The Ringleader” Shore unexpectedly breaks with
tradition and opens his show WITHOUT complaining about anything. He
states, and I quote, “I’m actually pretty happy these days”. An
audience stunned, a tradition shattered, a donut I’m eating. Shore
informs his fans (or is that hostages?) that there will be “prizes”,
including a shirt that disparages the police department’s treatment of
black suspec…um, citizens. I inform all units to be ready for
anything.

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His first “appointment” is Simon “The Traveller” Rakoff, one of
Canada’s finest comics. Rakoff launches into an incendiary diatribe
against small towns and cities in Canada that aren’t Toronto. Audience
claps for their lives when Rakoff does a drive-by word-shooting in
both French and English. Will need department translator’s help on
recording, I only caught “salle de bain” and “claire de lune”. Kevin
“88 Fingers” Baker laughs from behind his keyboard and Rakoff cuts
him. With words. Baker seemed only more amused.

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Then, as per his usual modus operandi, Shore’s henchman come out and
make with the make-em-ups — including a scene mocking Italians,
winemaking and the mayor. Hmmm, could mean Shore is gearing up to take
on both “cosa nostra” and city hall…or he’s opening a spaghetti
house. Several cast members mime taking off their clothes. I drop
donut. Inform all units to be on the lookout for chocolate glazed.

Shore gives away his “Thirsty Sal” as a prize. It’s exactly what you
think it is.

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Second “appointment” is Sheryl “Cell Phone” Steinberg, author of
Opportunity Rings. An opportunity for what, Steinberg, crime? Turns
out no, it’s about a tech-illiterate thirty-something whose husband
leaves her for an older woman. Steinberg’s charming while reading a
passage. Recommend by-the-book plan of action: buy book, draw bath,
read book. Kevin “Ebony and Ivory” Baker laughs about chicken wings.
Guest turns on him with wild rage. Baker seemed only more amused. He
is obviously unstable.

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Henchman return. Audience (racketeering victims?) placed under duress
by “funny business”, including a man who fetishizes older women, and
cell phones taped to things. Shenanigans end with apparent remark
about terrorist bombing. HOW FAR WILL SHORE NEED TO GO BEFORE WE STOP
HIM?!? Coffee finished. Donuts done. Inform some units about other
units and what they say about them behind their back.

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Shore gives away half-used bottle of mouthwash, comedy award badge,
chicken keychain and disparaging t-shirt as prizes.  Add kitsch
laundering to list of charges.

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Third and final “appointment”, writer and pundit Andrew “GoMintA”
Coyne
. Shore and Coyne engage in traitorous talk about corrupt mayors,
federal ministers being secretly recorded and even Prime Ministers
taking payoffs! It’s obvious this goes all the way to the top. Just
like my cup of fresh coffee. Coyne admits to distracting an officer of
the law with a new BMW, so much so that officer runs red light and
slams into said BMW, causing severe damage to Coyne’s vanity. Kevin
“Baby Got A Grand” Baker disinterested in interview. When confronted,
confesses he was thinking about how loud he was playing during last
song. Personal take? He’s a madman.

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Shore has his henchman come out one more time and slay the audience
with John Meyer singing to Parliament and a “wife-of-the-year” tale of
bigamy. I informal all units in khakis and short shorts.

Show ends. Shore and assorted criminals in employ shake hostages down
for money, which they seem all too happy to give. Stockholm syndrome?

Will resume Shore-watch in two week’s time.

May 31st Show Recap by Paul Constable

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Backstage, the cast warmed up with a quick game of “Prop Snatch” (also known by another name that escapes the author right now).  You take an object and try to use it as anything else that it’s not (oh wait…I think Lisa Merchant calls it “Many Uses”…or something like that).  We used a Steam Whistle plastic cup, which soon became a police siren on top of a car, earrings, an oversized wrist-watch…and in Sandy Jobin-Bevan’s hands, a drinking cup?  Seriously…he used it as a cup like three times.

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On to the show then…it opened with the acoustic stylings of Shawn Creamer.  His original music had everyone’s heads nodding to the beat.  Discussion afterward mostly included statements of “Where can we go hear that guy?” and “Seriously…Sandy used the plastic cup as a plastic cup?!?”

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Next up was Professor David Shore, not to be confused with David Shore, our cranky yet lovable host.  It was prophesized that the meeting of these two might create a time vortex, into which the Universe would slowly be sucked away and perhaps all known things would cease to exist.  Instead, it led to some heady comedy about people with one body appendage missing.

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Our last guest was comedian Debra DiGiovanni.  Her personal tales of woe led to awesome tales of awesomeness.  Lisa Merchant owned a cat that behaved like Fonzie, and those in the audience old enough to remember this character were impressed with Mr. Constable’s saying “Ayyyy!” about half a dozen times.  Seriously, can’t that cat update his material?

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It was a great, silly night of improv and laughter.  Great guests, great scenes, GREAT TIMES!

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